Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Gospel of Philip

Because Chris Knowles over at The Secret Sun mentioned The Nag Hammadi library today, thus pulling the book off my shelf, I will furnish one of the passages from these incredible manuscripts before I replace it back between the Tao Teh Ching and a collection of Confucian, Hebrew and Christian writings. The Bible, from which I also quote in this post, I'll set back on the corner of my desk where I keep it along with a novel by R.A. Salvatore (the master), from whom I study the difficult art of writing action scenes. From the Gospel of Philip:

Light and darkness, life and death, right and left, are brothers of one another. They are inseparable. Because of this neither are the good good, nor the evil evil, nor is life life, nor death death. For this reason each one will dissolve into its original nature. But those who are exalted above the world are indissoluble, eternal.

Names given to worldly things are very deceptive, for they divert our thoughts from what is correct to what is incorrect. Thus one who hears the word "God" does not perceive what is correct, but perceives what is incorrect.

Hebrews 5:14 says, "But strong meat belongest to them that are of full age, even those who by reason of use have their senses exercised to discern both good and evil." Gospel of Philip is strong meat.

Monday, September 29, 2008

The Great Schlep

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Sunday, September 28, 2008

Favorite Keywords

People are incredibly interesting and interested as their google search terms prove. Below are some of my favorite keywords from the list that folks have used to find my blogsite.

thomas jefferson scottish women
I wonder if, anywhere, he found what he was looking for.

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Love this one! But why did it hit my site!?!

and the flames wrought havoc in the hot bone-house
Sizzle--probably looking for DT.

why is dodge city really hot in the summer and cold in the winter
Yes, why?!

an angel in the skies of kansas?
There is, there is.

Blog Review

Periodically, I look over what my readers are reading. For so long, interest was greatest in my posts for Egyptian Walking Onions! Although that trend continues, two other interests have surpassed Onions in popularity. Here are the latest results.

Kennings and Kennings for Mead: 9.5%

Virtues: Qualities We Admire: 9.2%

Egyptian Walking Onions, The Craze for Egyptian Walking Onions (EWO), Egyptian Walking Onions II: 8.5%

Foreign visitors, interestingly, make up 32.25% of my hits. I don't know if that's a lot or a little.

Saturday, September 27, 2008

As Bobby put it, "A Proud Day..."

There may be sanity in this world after all, as these Pastafarians demonstrated in Arkansas. Congratulations to my fellow pirates for defeating Hate through peaceful and sane demonstration.

rAmen.